How do I find the latest in cyberpunk gear?

Getting Our Pedal On…

Each Thursday we bring you great, new, potential additions to your high-tech, low-life arsenal! We always help answer the question, How do I find the latest in cyberpunk gear?

An Ode to Scanner Darkly

Last week we checked out some advanced mental states to help link up our minds/souls with some cool gear. This week we are getting our pedal on.

Whenever thinking pedals, we just can’t get past the bike scene in A Scanner Darkly; you know that cyberpunk mind-jack featuring Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder, Robert Downey Jr., and Woody Harrelson. If you haven’t seen it and want a quick catchup check out Anarchivism.org. Phenomenal film! Just in case you’ve been looking for some orphaned gears over the years like we have (1:59 vid scene; see the whole bike scene though before proceeding)…

Total, Total, Totally, Total Providence

No need any longer, as we’ve found a bike that really, finally takes us to the 21st century with an objective viewpoint. The 2021 Santa Cruz Bullit CC X01 RSV definitely gives us that vantage and all for a cool $7500; I know its a bit much, over $50, but it is a bad ass bike that hasn’t been jacked, at least for all we know. Hey, we’d still give ’em $60 bucks for it.

For a full bike review we found the best at BikeRadar. This bike gears up with some electric juice that absolves us from having to track down those albino shape-shifting lizard bitches! I mean, just check this thing out…

Making Sure We Aren’t Too Close to This

And I’m betting we don’t have to get all tangled up in all those gearing issues. Even with all our knowledge of reverse engineering and technical know-how. And don’t worry, we are certain we’ve done the right math on this one. Just in case you need to check the gearing/speed calculations check it out. That way, we can make sure we don’t get ‘greek’d!’

So from me to you all, let’s go rescue the orphan gears dude! Or at least with this bike we won’t need to.